On Friday during the summer, his preschool does snowcones. When I picked him up Friday, here's what we talked about.
Mommy: Hey sweetie. Did you have a fun day today?
Shepard: No.
Mommy: Oh, that's too bad. Did you have a snowcone today?
Shepard: No.
(Mommy, thinking, "well I paid for snowcones...")
Mommy: Hmmm. I was sure they were going to have a snowcone today. Was it yummy?
Shepard: No...yes. (in the same breath)
Mommy: Oh good. Was it cold?
Shepard: No...yes.
Mommy: Do you want another one?
Shepard: No...yes.
Mommy tickles Shepard and enjoys laughter. Silly Shepard. You are allowed to say YES every now and again without starting it with a NO.![]() |
| Sometimes Sunday afternoons are just grumpy. Seriously. |
Finally, a usual conversation in the car goes something like this...(three minutes into any car ride).
Shepard: ALL DONE!
Mommy: Not yet, honey. We are going to ride in the car for a few minutes.
Shepard: ALL DONE!
Mommy: We're going to ...(wherever it is) I'll tell you when we're almost there. But we're not all done yet.
Shepard: ALMOST?
Mommy: Yes, I'll tell you when we're close. Just a few more minutes.
Shepard: Almost...
(moments later)...TRUCK! BUS! CAR! HOUSE! TREE! (he really likes to identify everything)
Shepard: ALMOST? ALL DONE.
Mommy: Yes, Shepard, we're almost there.
Shepard: Almost.........Almost all done.
Mommy stops car.
Shepard: Unstuck it.
He is currently fascinated with straws and cups...though the drink-to-table ratio is beating the drink-to-mouth ratio in that format. We only do this at restaurants, in a pinch. And a bicycle update: he talks about his "cycle" a lot, but I think he got frustrated with just walking on it. He will NOT let us help him or show him to sit on the seat. We are going to recruit a small child to show him how it works. He also tells me "helmet HOT!" emphatically. Probably because the weekend we got it was about 95 degrees in the shade. Poor little thing was roasting. Oh well. We'll keep at it.
